dealanexmachina:

1) Using your non-dominant hand, slap the person who has at least 5 inches and 50 pounds on you for outing you in a hallway of a school that has a proven track record of gay bashing and bullying, which results in an ad outing you to the entire state. 

Consequence: Get threatened with suspension.

2) Attempt to throw the fragile girl who suffered a severe spinal injury (from a car accident she got into trying to get to your wedding) out of her wheelchair during prom.

Consequence: Be allowed back into prom and get crowned Prom King.

Where’s that zero tolerance against violence policy now, Figgins? 

LE SIGH.