“SO WE’RE LIKE, TOTALLY FRIENDS NOW RIGHT?”
Darling don’t be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I’ll love you for a thousand more.
Xena: Warrior Princess 6x19 | Many Happy Returns
Autolycus: Oh, I get it. What have I done for you lately, huh?
Autolycus: Yeah, nothing besides letting you live inside my body while I risked my life to steal back your shapely corpse!
Xena: Warrior Princess 3x20 | Vanishing Act
Married Life edition (Part 1), featuring: Xena: Warrior Princess 2x15 | A Day in the Life
Xena whistling her own theme song. Xena don’t care about any fourth wall!