Xena: Warrior Princess 4x13 | Paradise Found
i love xena because she can literally do anything — fight a gang of ruffians armed with only fish on a rope? done. counter a siren song with her own song? easy. free death from her shackles with one throw of her chakram? a joke. cure pretty much any aliment with surrounding plantlife? all in a day’s work for xena.
if a plane some how found it’s way through time into ancient greece i’m pretty sure xena would know how to pilot it. she could hack into the pentagon. she could pass your comprehensive calculus final exam without even studying.
”A life of journeying has brought you to the farthest lands, to the very edges of the earth.”
”And to the place where I’ll always remain… your heart.”